There are an awful lot of restaurants in Southbank. (70, according to Urbanspoon.)  In the face of such competition, you would expect that standards should be fairly high.

I’d never eaten at World Restaurant & Bar before, with the exception of some hot chips. They were decent chips. So when we couldn’t get in to yum cha at Red Emperor, and found ourselves wandering around Southbank looking for somewhere to eat lunch, we walked past World and thought, let’s give it a try.

I wasn’t planning to blog my meal there – sometimes I just can’t be bothered when all I’m expecting is a casual bite to eat. We ordered a ploughman’s share plate, and the beetroot salad. But when our meal arrived on the table, I knew I wasn’t going to be able to keep this to myself.

Exhibit A:
World Bar

Yup. The beetroot salad, advertised in the menu as including Persian fetta, spanish onion, rocket and olives, featured CANNED BEETROOT. And not even canned baby beets, which might have been slightly less appalling. Canned sliced beetroot.

My partner always calls me a food snob but even he was horrified.

Worse yet, it didn’t even look like it had been freshly put together. The feta had all gone mushy and pasty, so everything was covered in this gooey purple slime. The olives were the really cheap black ones that you get at the deli counter at the supermarket.

It was the most unappetising thing I’ve seen in quite some time. Worse still, they were charging $15.50 for it.

I’m all for simple food, and not everything has to be a cuisine revolution, but at the very least I expect a restaurant dish to have decent quality ingredients. Canned beetroot is fine in a fish-and-chip-shop hamburger, but using it in a restaurant is just lazy.

My partner had a mouthful, just to check and see if it was really as awful as it looked. I couldn’t bring myself to touch it. None of the staff asked us why it was untouched. (Maybe they knew.)

World Restaurant & Bar is a fine place to go for drinks. I won’t be eating there again.

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Bottle Shock, starring Alan Rickman, Bill Pullman, Rachael Taylor (the hot chick from Transformers) and Chris Pine (the hot guy from the Star Trek movie), is the story of the early days of the Californian wine industry, including the famous 1976 “Judgement of Paris” tastings where Californian wines (Stag’s Leap cabernet and Chateau Montelena chardonnay) outscored French wines in a blind tasting.

If you liked Sideways… don’t bother renting this. Neither the story nor any of the characters are particularly interesting, although Alan Rickman is always fun (even if he always plays Alan Rickman).

From a foodie perspective, some of the actors perform the wine tasting scenes like they were rinsing with Listerine. And the scene where Rachael Taylor (playing a conveniently hot “wine intern”) tastes Freddy Rodriguez’s wine, and it’s soooo good that she has to shag him immediately – oh puh-LEASE.  The only bit I found really interesting was the part where the chardonnay turns brown in the bottle – apparently caused by “too perfect” reductive winemaking techniques where contact with oxygen is minimised – and then changes back to its regular colour after a couple of days.

The thing that really ruined the movie for me is that it comes across as so overtly commercial – it’s pretty much a Chateau Montelena PR shill-fest, disguised as a movie. The little New World battlers! Can they save the winery from the bank’s evil clutches?! Will they defeat the dastardly French?  Meanwhile, Stag’s Leap doesn’t get a single mention until the postscript at the very end, even though their cabernet win was just as important as Chateau Montelena’s.

Maybe I’m partly biased after visiting Napa Valley in May this year. I did go to Chateau Montelena and found it pretty snooty – they charge US$20 for a tasting of three wines! For one person! (And they’re regular sized 20ml tastings, in case you were wondering.)  They ain’t battlers any more, that’s for sure.

I’m going to see Julie and Julia  tomorrow – here’s hoping it’s a more satisfying mouthful.