Royal Mail Hotel, 98 Parker St, Dunkeld. www.royalmail.com.au

My very thoughtful brothers had given me a gift voucher for accommodation at the Royal Mail for my birthday back in March, knowing that I had been dying to go there to try chef Dan Hunter’s 10-course degustation menu.

To get both a dinner reservation and accommodation, you need to book a few weeks in advance if you want to go on a weekend – I called early June and was told they were booked out on Saturday nights until August(!). So we took Friday off work and drove down.

We were seated for dinner at 7.30pm and were offered a choice of the “Menu Omnivore” ($150) or “Menu Vegetarian” ($110). We chose the Omnivore – natch. We were also offered shaved truffles as an addition to the second course, and of course, when someone offers you truffles, you say “hell yes”. (They didn’t tell us how much extra it was, but we overheard a different waitress telling another table that it was $20 extra a head.)

The wine list at Royal Mail, developed by their wine director Lok Thornton, is something else. It comes out in a leather-bound folder, 72 pages thick, chock full of an incredible range of local, vintage and international wines. I think you’d need a week’s worth of dinners (with at least four or five boozy companions) to do the thing any justice at all. (You can download a PDF of it here.)

Fortunately there are three matched-wine options: “Village” (local wines) for $80, “Vintage” (a mix of local and international wines from the older depths of the cellar) for $135, and “International” for $275. I was a little hesitant to go the matched wine route (after a less-than-impressive experience at Press Club), but our waiter assured me it was the best way to experience the food – and I am very glad I acquiesced! We chose the Vintage option and loved it.

The meal began with house-made sourdough bread rolls, a choice of rye or whole-wheat, with smoked butter. I tried really hard not to eat too much bread (in anticipation of the 10 courses coming) but it was goooood. Our first wine was champagne: Philipponat Reserve Rose NV.

The first course arrived: sardine fillets with jamon, teeny tiny radishes and a smoked tuna broth:
The broth was poured ceremoniously into the dish at the table. (I do like a sense of theatre.) The flavours of this dish were very delicate – not overly fishy as sardines sometimes can be – and very fresh and light tasting. The matched wine for this dish was a dry sherry: Sanchez Romate Palo Cortado.

Next up – truffley goodness! An egg yolk hidden beneath toasted rye sprouts and lovely shavings of truffle:

There was also a creamy puree underneath, and a broth (again poured at the table) – forgive me but I can’t remember what they were. I loved the egg yolk with the truffles and the creamy puree, but the toasted rye reminded me too much of the mung beans my parents used to make us eat as a Healthy Snack back in the 80s. The matched wine was a 1997 Best’s Great Western Chardonnay – delicious – still with plenty of green apple crispness, and creamy without being too buttery.

Third course was calamari with black cream, cardamom and the tiniest baby carrots I’d ever seen:
(Apologies for the blurriness of some of these photos, by the way – the lights were very dim in there and I didn’t want to annoy other diners by using the flash. Nothing to do with having 10 glasses of wine, I SWEAR.)

I really liked this dish. The calamari were very tender and delicate. The black cream reminded me a little bit of Vegemite, but not in a bad way – there was a nice contrast between the juicy-sweet of the calamari, the salty cream and the crunchy carrots. The matched wine for this was, I’m pretty sure, not usually on the Vintage menu: a premier cru white Burgundy, Olivier Leflaive ‘Le Charmois’ 2001. I am drooling just remembering it.

Course number four was probably my favourite: slow cooked pork belly with scallops, fennel, eggplant and maple syrup.
Nomnomnomnom. The pork belly was so tender that it was practically melting. This dish was matched with a 2001 Crawford River Riesling – it had that only a tiny bit of the kerosene-y scent of an aged riesling, still plenty of fruit and zip.

And the food kept coming. Course number five was very unusual – cool climate vegies with a cocoa and coffee powder and cream. “It’s like cookies and cream with vegetables,” remarked my partner, and it was.

Dan Hunter seems to be quite enamoured of sweet/savoury juxtapositions; many of his dishes feature combinations of things that don’t sound like they’d work, and yet there you find yourself, scoffing them down. The matched wine for this was a 1998 Riddoch Shiraz from Coonawarra, and you know, I think it made the dish work even better by adding another peppery savoury note.

At the halfway point, I was still feeling good. The dishes were just the right size – enough that you got a few mouthfuls, but not so much that you couldn’t get through it all.

Course six was certainly out there. A chlorophyll-smeared plate was dotted with blobs of bone marrow and several different kinds of mushrooms, and then sprinkled with a few pine nuts:
arent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}">I couldn’t quite decide whether I liked this one. The mushrooms were certainly very very tasty, especially when put with just a tiny sliver of marrow; but you had to be careful not to mistake one of the marrow blobs for a mushroom and take a big fatty mouthful (as my partner did) – the lighting was really not very bright! I think upon reflection that I liked the flavours, but having the plate covered with green goo was a little too weird for me.
The matched wine was a 1988 Chateau Chasse-Spleen from Bordeaux.

Course seven, while a meat course, was almost a segue into dessert. Roast pigeon was teamed with tiny baby beetroot, white chocolate powder, and rose petals:
At first bite, I thought “this is too sweet”. And then I took a sip of the matched wine – 1999 Best’s Pinot Meunier – and it all completely made sense and I loved it. If you go there and have this dish, you MUST have a glass of the matching wine with it.

Course eight, and we’re now officially into dessert. Apple, triple cream, chamomile and caramel:
The little “twigs” were actually like little spiced grissini. This was a really beautiful winter dessert. It was matched with Primitivo Quiles Moscatel from Alicante, Spain.

Course nine. Starting to get pretty full now, and am hoping at this point that the desserts stay light instead of getting all chocolatey or cheesecakey. Fortunately they do – rhubarb with licorice, almond and citrus:
(again, apologies for the photo. Dim light. Not wine. Promise.)
The licorice flavour was in the syrup, and was too overpowering for my partner’s tastes. I quite liked it though. There was no wine match for this course.

The final course was a sort of pistachio sponge cake with delicious chocolate hazelnut icecream, crunchy shards of honeycomb, and pistachio and chocolate crumbs:
Still not a heavy dessert, although I struggled to get through it! I loved the icecream and the honeycomb especially. The matched wine was Sanchez Romate Cream Sherry.

All in all, a pretty stunning meal. The staff were absolutely perfect – very knowledgeable, genuinely friendly, and attentive without being suffocating. I asked them for a list of the matched wines at the end of the meal (as there was no way I could have remembered everything), and they had already prepared for us a typed list of every course with its matching wine – bless them.

The bill – gulp – came to $638 for two people (plus tip) – I also had a cup of tea to finish, while my partner simply had to have another glass of the Best’s Pinot Meunier. Certainly not a cheap meal but very memorable, and therefore excellent value.

Mixed Business, 486 Queens Parade, Clifton Hill
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I’m going to come right out and say it: I love this place. I come here for breakfast once or twice a fortnight, have tried just about everything on the menu, and have never once been disappointed.

My favourite dish on their chalkboard menu is the poached eggs with pancetta, tomato and parmesan.


The eggs are perfectly poached (firm whites, oozy gooey bright yellow yolks), served on top of grilled pancetta and Dench multigrain toast, sprinkled with shavings of parmesan and basil leaves, and accompanied by a grilled tomato.

The thing I particularly like about it, in comparison to the usual eggs/bacon type breakfasts, is that all the ingredients are in the right proportion and complement each other so well. It doesn’t feel too heavy or too big. I can easily eat the whole thing and not feel Breakfast Regrets afterwards.

Other good dishes to try if you’re not in the mood for eggs: the muesli, which is home-made and served with rosewater strawberries and creamy plain yoghurt; the fruit toast (Dench, I think) with lemon and honey ricotta; or the wholegrain toast with hummus, tomato and sumac.

Great coffee here too. I often enjoy it so much I have to have a second cup, even though two cups of coffee in a row always make me feel queasy.

If this place has a failing, it’s that it can be next to impossible to get a seat on Saturday or Sunday mornings, and you’ll have to fight your way past the armada of prams and strollers. I usually come during the week when it’s not too busy.

So! First post! Yikes… there’s a lot more blank space to fill here than Twitter (where I’ve been posting for a while now, first as @melbournefoodie, now as @eatingmelbourne).

I figured I’d start with a bit about me, so you can get an idea of whether or not you and I are going to have similar tastes.

I like Cutler & Co better than Vue de Monde.
I like Giuseppe, Arnaldo & Sons better than Rockpool.
I can’t decide whether I like the pizza best at Ladro or Pizza Meine Liebe.

I like MoVida but I would like it even more if one could decide to go there spontaneously, rather than having to book weeks in advance.

I don’t mind restaurants that don’t take bookings, so long as there’s somewhere to sit with a drink while you wait for a table.

I like cake better than chocolate.
I like entree more than dessert.
I am not a vegetarian, but I try to stick to free range meats.
I feel guilty whenever I eat foie gras. It does taste good though.
I like pie. My partner doesn’t. This is a sore point in our relationship. What kind of person doesn’t like pie?!

I don’t love cooking dinner, but I do like to bake cakes and biscuits.

I definitely don’t like:
- bars/clubs with lines out the front
- sauvignon blanc (except in a blend with semillon)
- cafes that refuse to let me have skim milk
- waitpersons with excessive attitude


I reckon that’ll do for now. If you agree with any of the above, stay tuned for my review of Royal Mail, Dunkeld.